Lies my older sisters told me
* If you stare at a squirrel too long, it will jump up and attack you.
* You have to be a good swimmer to go in the deep end of the pool because if your feet touch the bottom, there are lobsters that will pinch you.
* They make clowns white by wrapping them in wet toilet paper.
* Some of the grates in the sidewalk are big enough for you to fall into.
* Before you can start kindergarten you have to get lots of shots and they really really hurt.
* In a Jewish wedding ceremony, the man has to clean under the woman's fingernails (convinced me I was never getting married...).
* Mannequins are shoppers that they kidnapped and dipped in hot wax.
* If you staple your fingers it will be just like when you staple paper and they'll stick together.
posted by jerseyaikidogirl @ 4:32 PM
2 Comments:
This is FANTASTIC. I mean, terrible. Just terrible
They were cruel, but I was a whiny little pest in exchange. As much as I complain about my sisters, I always feel a little sorry for my friends who are only children...you count Wonderturtle, your brother was way old.
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