Why?

Why do slow people drive in the left lane?
Why would you get a job that doesn't pay a lot a requires a lot of work if you're inherently lazy?
Why is it illegal to rip the tag off of a mattress, but nothing else?
Why does the music the ice cream man plays have to be annoying?
Why do you think I want to hear you discussing child birth while I'm eating lunch?
Why has the sitcom theme song and the TV jingle died?
Why can't the recycling guy wait until after everyone leaves for work to come collect trash on our tiny little alley?
Why is pool a spectator sport?
Why is the self-scan at the grocery store so slow to respond after I put my item in the bag?
Why are you driving with your turn signal on?