Things I Overheard on the Train To and From Newark

1. Three very loud women discussing how loud they were.

2. A discussion of how some woman's fifth grader smells when he comes in from outside.

3. A very involved cell phone conversation trying to explain where to women were to people on the same three-car-long train.

4. Two conductors talking about mini-cheeseburgers.

5. Far more questions about where the only train on the platform goes than is reasonable from a pack of adults.

6. Tales of the girlfriends of the fifth grader in #2.