Scenes from a science museum

In the drunk driving simulator game:
Redneck guy to small impressionable girl: Ya drive better when ya been drinkin' 'cause you got no fear.

Sad part is, he did better on the drunk part than on the sober part...

Opening a supply closet at the change of activities:
The door was locked, the lights were out and there are two teenagers inside.
Flustered teenage girl: Oh, hi! (overly singsong voice) I was just getting this (grabs random activity box off of shelf).
Not flustered enough teenage boy: mumble mumble mumble mumble.

When later confronted by the appropriate supervisor, the girl was mature enough to admit it. The boy denied it despite having bragged of his conquest moments earlier to a girl who didn't really like him enough to not rat him out.